Sunday, January 31, 2016

Sunday, January 10, 2016

Circle of Life

As you go through life, your perspectives on almost everything will change. How you define success will change as well.
Things that you thought were important at the age of 35 will be useless when you’re 65.
You may not realize it now, but everything will shift.

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. 

At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
 At age 20 success is having sex.
 At age 35 success is having money.
  At age 50 success is having money.
 At age 60 success is having sex.
 At age 70 success is having a drivers license.

   At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

It all comes full circle, whether you like it or not.
Share this hilarious truth about life with others.

The Pope Addresses Congress

The Good Old Days

The Day Predicted by Albert Einstein


What great imaginations these owners have ..
The owners of these businesses deserve a standing ovation for these names



This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word  is UP .' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv.],  [prep], [adj.],  [n] or [v].          
It's easy to understand UP , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake  UP ?           
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ?  Why do we speak UP , and why are the officers UP for election (if there is a tie, it is a toss UP ) and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP  a report?  We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP  the silver, warm UP  the leftovers We lock UP  the house and fix UP  the old car and clean UP  the  kitchen.
At other times, this little word has real special meaning.  People stir UP  trouble, line UP  for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP  excuses.   
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP  is special.   
And this UP is confusing:  A drain must be opened UP  because it is blocked UP ... 
We open UP  a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.  We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP
To be knowledgeable about the properuses of UP , look UP  the word UP   in the dictionary.  In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP   almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP  to about thirty definitions. 

If you are UP   to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP   is used.  It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP , you may wind UP with ( UP to) a hundred or more.           
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP .  When it rains, it soaks UP   the earth.  When it does not rain for a while, things dry UP .   One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now . . My time is UP !          
Oh!! One more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night? 
U   P

Did that one crack you UP ?   

Don't screw UP .. 

Now I'll shut UP !